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won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
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Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011
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Internet Cheerleading

Based on chat rooms or forums, the individual who continually posts one line posts containing few words to people or persons who they a: do not know well, b: have never met, c: have nothing in common with or d: no intention of learning more about that person.

In the spirit of bloat posting (adding total amount of posts to a forum or website) to make the numbers more attractive to potential sponsors or for advertisers.

Or in the guise of pretending to look interested in whatever the topic, subject or debate may be.
"Hey everyone its Bill birthday, happy birthday Bill!!"

"" Omg Bill, have a super day!"" (internet cheerleading)

"Hi, Im new to the site, just saying hi and hope to meet people"

"" Welcome to the site, I hope you meet people too!"" (Internet Cheerleading)

"Does anyone know how to fix a widget?"

""No I dont but hopefully you will someone who does."" (Internet Cheerleading)
by highspeedhamish August 29, 2010
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Internet Fuckboy

A guy who messages every single girl at school but is to shy to really talk to them. For example you may be talking/DM to a guy that may like you but in real life is just a creep.
OMG I THINK CHRIS LIKE ME!!-Ameila
No hes just an Internet Fuckboy- Nicole
by october2401 May 29, 2016
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Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
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internet old

adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
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