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Information that only an insider would have.
I got the inside scoop from the manager of the store. They're not going to press charges against the shoplifter.
by glasmodiar August 8, 2006
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Insanity

1) A mental state where one can not tell the difference between reality and their imagination.
3) A type of behaviour where a person may act in a way that may be seen as "uncool" or "weird" (and doesn't care).
3) The only way to fly.
Austin Powers: You're insane!
Goldmember: And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it!
by Peeves April 12, 2004
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black instinct

when a black man is suprised or scared, he will instantly go on the offensive and attack whatever spooked him
interviewer: you going trick or treating this year?
black man: no
*guy pops out of recycle bin*
recycle bin man: WAHHAHAHGAHFAGH!
*black man becomes spooked, black instincts take hold of him, proceeds to fuck up the recycle bin man*
by jesus h fuck you July 6, 2010
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instinct

1. An inborn pattern of behavior that is characteristic of a species and is often a response to specific environmental stimuli: the spawning instinct in salmon; altruistic instincts in social animals.
2. A powerful motivation or impulse.
3. An innate capability or aptitude: an instinct for tact and diplomacy.
1. Deeply filled or imbued: words instinct with love.
2. Obsolete. Impelled from within.
instinct
• Natural inward impulse; unconscious, involuntary, or unreasoning prompting to any mode of action, whether bodily, or mental, without a distinct apprehension of the end or object to be accomplished.
• An instinct is a propensity prior to experience, and independent of instructions. --Paley.
• An instinct is a blind tendency to some mode of action, independent of any consideration, on the part of the agent, of the end to which the action leads. --Whately.
An instinct is an agent which performs blindly and ignorantly a work of intelligence and knowledge. --Sir W. Hamilton.
• By a divine instinct, men's minds mistrust Ensuing dangers. --Shak.
• The natural, unreasoning, impulse by which an animal is guided to the performance of any action, without of improvement in the method.
• The resemblance between what originally was a habit, and an instinct becomes so close as not to be distinguished. --Darwin.
• A natural aptitude or knack; a predilection; as, an instinct for order; to be modest by instinct.
it is the survival instinct of the body to react in certain ways when faced with certain situations.... eg. sexual drive to reproduce and ensure the continued survival of the species.
by ESP master March 31, 2004
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instance

Instances are dungeons and special areas in World of Warcraft which many copies can exist at once. An instance allows many groups of players to traverse the same geography and battle the same enemies at the same time, without interfering with each other. Instances are accessible by a swirling portal. They may be blocked by a locked door which requires a key.
Instances were made as a way so solve a set of related problems which had become obvious. Everyone wants to slay the hardest monsters and get the best loot, but having the whole server at the very same spot at the same time would've crashed the server.
In World of Warcraft you can find instances such as Naxx and BWL.
d00d1: LFG any high lvl instance.
d00d2: d00d1, join us! we're going to UBRS ;)
by Håkon September 5, 2006
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Insane

The label given to people who open the door that sane people keep closed... the people who are consumed by the awareness of their existence, when everyone else is blind to their own... the people who can distinguish the reality of illusion from those who live the illusion of reality... etcetera
Sane person: Hey, how are we feeling today?

Insane person: To be honest, I don't know... to categorise the infinite complexity of the mind into a singular aural expression of how I feel leaves a lot to be desired...

Sane person: I'm afraid I don't understand...

Insane person: What's to understand? your mind has been saturated so much by society's ills that all you believe to be true is a lie. You are a slave to convention, and that is the reason you fail to understand the unconventional.

Sane person: Remind me to boost your medication.

Insane person: *sigh*
by GoAskAlex1991 August 1, 2011
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erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.
(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave
by T J M June 3, 2008
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