Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.

Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.

by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017

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Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 19, 2018

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Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

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Used in video games to describe any sort of mechanic to help players recognize a path or object at the expense of immersion.

This originated from Naughty Dog and their tendency to put yellow paint on interactable objects in the dark/unsaturated world of Horizon.

“Why’d they splash yellow paint on a ladder? Obviously, I can climb it. But now it sticks out like a sore thumb!”

“Five bucks says some game journalist still got stuck at this part.”

by AntiTHOT.exe March 6, 2024

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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

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