Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.

"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"

by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Paint

Colour

Nice painting

by Itsmeguys August 19, 2017

freshly painted

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours

After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.

by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009

Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020