A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
by SomeBadJOKE October 08, 2007
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A bunch of annoying christian bitches neglected by their husbands when it comes to sex so they try and fill the void by obsessing over issues like homosexuality and abortion, spreading misinformation, hysteria and lies to promote their agenda! The more sex deprived they are, the more fanatical and zealous they get! They have some quacks working for them that claim to be experts on homosexuality. Where do you get a degree like that let alone certification?
Concerned Women for America (CWA) is a christian terrorist organization dedicated to subverting human rights, destroying democracy and perpetrating injustice toward other Americans in their quest to make our nation a theocracy based on biblical beliefs!!!!!
by La Da Dee June 18, 2007
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Future Sluts of America or FSA is commonly used to describe tweens who run around in their skanky mini skirts and barely there tees, congregating in large groups outside of malls and movie theaters waiting for their parents to pick them up.
Look at that FSA, she'll have herpes in no time.That goddamn Future Sluts of America FSA.
by lukluk(pop) July 04, 2006
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america's next top model

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.
by twistedbabydoll June 05, 2007
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america's next top model

A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.

Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.

And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".

Hence "america's next top model".

But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
america's next top model characters:

Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!

Talentless model: *thinks for a second*

*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*

Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.

Thank you!

Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
by r0nn April 26, 2008
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United States of America

Simply the best country in the world to live in, it's a country where its citizens are treated as they deserves to be treated, people who commit crimes are properly punished by their acts, salary is worthy for the population, etc. Not to mention their High GDP per capita, natural beauties, landscapes, biological and ecological life, as well as the ethnic and cultural diversity the United States have, not to mention the fact the USA is the most powerful economic and militar superpower in the world and it evolved from a simple British colony to a global economic potence so quickly..............................
American: I'm so proud of be a American citizen, and you, my friend ?

Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia
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america's next top model

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
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