COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

National hold hands day

On March 9th you try hold hands with as many people as possible

“Let’s hold hands”
“Why”
“It’s National hold hands day”
“Bet”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

hold it dung

''hold it dung'' means that someone needs to relax, or they need to calm down.

''The vibes were getting tense, so I stepped in and told everyone to hold it dung.''

by Laila Whitehead-Gaines September 13, 2025

Holding

The art of not looking at the charts every other second

"i'm holding $michi , didn't even check the chart today"

by @belac April 20, 2024

holding on to neverland

griefing; hold on to something thats already over or can't be fixed / gone back to.

are you over her or are you still "holding on to neverland"?

by snap ~ Savage_21212ty1 July 30, 2021

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023