The small bastard-child of a town in northern Delaware that wishes it were as cool as North Wilmington, place of true gangsters.
We could hang out in Hockessin, or we could stab ourselves in the eyes with a pen- I can't figure out which would be more fun.
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A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.
It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."
There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.
It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."
There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.
Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}
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One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
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Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn
Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
by J Swizzy December 28, 2005
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