Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Firm Handshake

Acknowledgement of a commendable act.

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.

by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Corona Handshake

Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion

Jack: SAM!

Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad

Both: Corona be gone!

by SirBisket March 13, 2020

Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.

Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!

by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020

lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.

"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"

by Grandesigner September 9, 2020

Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.

Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.

by DeTower November 11, 2020