Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.

He likes ham sandwiches (white women)

by Do megabytes September 2, 2022

Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

by R0bboCop September 21, 2022

Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions

My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.

by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022

Ham Shack

Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.

by Con-Queef-Tador January 25, 2023

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023

ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...

Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023