Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.

Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.

by hamenjoyer08 April 19, 2022

ham sup

What my asian friends call me.

Ham sup bak woi. (perverted whiteboy)

by SB May 21, 2004

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

by crystal December 28, 2004

ham chat

1. Malaysian Hokkien for sucking the cock!!

2. Calling someone dickhead.

1. A: Hey!! Leng lui!(Beautiful girl in Cantonese) What do u like to do during free time??
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!

2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!

by Coming Soon September 26, 2007

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014