Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

ham sanger

when you had soup for dinner and you want more food

Oi Cathrine!, Where’s me ham sanger?!

by lilWilli01 November 22, 2017

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

ham sup

What my asian friends call me.

Ham sup bak woi. (perverted whiteboy)

by SB May 21, 2004

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

by crystal December 28, 2004

ham chat

1. Malaysian Hokkien for sucking the cock!!

2. Calling someone dickhead.

1. A: Hey!! Leng lui!(Beautiful girl in Cantonese) What do u like to do during free time??
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!

2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!

by Coming Soon September 26, 2007

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014