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holy pot

a pot from god
cooking with my holy pot
by cockodutuledo March 3, 2017
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holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off
Just took a nice one holy dingles
by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017
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Holy Bolby

The sexual and emotionally involved act of tugging on one's nipple hair while orally sucking on the same person's facial hair, usually the goatee area.

Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
I would love it if you holy bolby'd me tonight.

That is a huge man beard, holy bolby!
by RHCPFTW July 12, 2017
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holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
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holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.
Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u
by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
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holy majestic doggy style

When you thrust your girl so hard she goes in the air.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.
Me: me and my girl did HOLY majestic doggy style
Freind:how high did she go?
Me:10 feet
by LimeSpice November 10, 2017
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