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jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots
have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
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study guide heist

A sneaky or strategic maneuver by one student to acquire another student's well-crafted study guide before an upcoming exam—often disguised as casual interest or collaboration.
"Hey, can I see what you did for your study guide?"
"Sure." (student glances over it)
"Actually, wait... can you just send me all that?"

Bystander (shouts): "They just did the study guide heist on you bro"
by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025
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Bentlee Guidi

Running into traffic head on completely naked. To perform a Bentlee Guidi you must also have a clown nose on the tip of your penis while you run into traffic. You must also ask them all to come scoop.
Ugh my chungus ass life… I might go Bentlee Guidi to maybe find some friends.
by doitfartbabygorl November 12, 2025
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
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