Gomer

I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.

Hym "Hey, I try to call everyone a retard equally. But gomer is a good way to mix it up."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

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govermental

an exclamation similar to "girl boss", meaning dominant, cool, influential, or important; usually in an insane or unbelievable way.

Maria: I made varsity!

Georgia: girl, that is govermental!

by rockeywoosluv3r April 12, 2025

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Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

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A fun-loving character who means well but unintentionally wreaks havoc wherever they go. They’re often the source of chaos with the purest of hearts—leaving a trail of hilarious messes, but loved all the more for it.

Alex showed up to help organize the fundraiser, knocked over the prize table, set off the sprinklers, and still somehow made everyone laugh and raised $500.
“Total Gomer move.”

by Zodiemionick July 21, 2025

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Government Shutdown

Isn't it crazy that they can just sit there and allow a mentally retarded contractor steal my shit so I have to keep working... And the shut down the Government so THEY don't have to work! So they don't have to ARREST A LITERAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

Hym "So the Republicans are covering for pedophiles while a mental retard absconds with my work. If you think these people are going to do anything other than replace you with the AI I created (which they are already doing) and you are more concerned with dragging me down with you than what's going to happen after they replace ME. If they are going to replace the AI creating genius, even if it means they have to sacrifice your kids, then they are going to replace you next. Why wait till September? What's in September? Nothing. The government shutdown is bullshit. They let your idiot kids weaponizes schizophrenia and get themselves kill after reading everything I wrote, as I wrote it. Ignoring my warning, my moral argument, and my legal argument entirely. Now, they let Epstein and HIS FRIENDS (Whoever THEY are I don't know WHO was FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN but his friends fuck kids) molest kids and now they are helping his friends get away with it. All because you have no ability to make them do anything about anything! They don't even have to warn you if your little girl is about to down in a flood! THEY MAKE US WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES BUT DON'T HAVE TO DO THEIR JOB... AT ALL! And they get away with it because if you're not going to grab your gun, go to Mike Johnsons house and avenge your drowned daughter the who gives a shit!? Right?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

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