Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.

by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

gitch

guy-bitch

"omg...that dude is such a gitch"
"i can't believe you're talking to that gitch!"
"What the hell, that gitch stood me up!"

by chinrena October 26, 2008

Itchi Gitchy Ya Ya

When you’re sad and depressed and she shows you her hairy asshole on facetime

John- Just let things go, it will only make it worse, so true, she showed me her itchi gitchy ya ya in her facetime

by mystoolred April 30, 2019

Gooch

A person who tell people they never loved them at all.

Girl: "I never loved you!"
Boy: Your such a Gooch!"

by Crstn March 14, 2007

Gooch

the line between your balls and ass

this girl licked me in my gooch

by soerhgk;s May 25, 2007