Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Gooben stein

A “Gooben stein” is a person who is overly bossy and is the type of person who would post a sob story on Instagram on Valentine’s Day about being single.

Eg; hey Emily, Merry Christmas. Ok whatever dude, I don’t really care. OK, then “Gooben stein”

by Goober The gooning glump December 24, 2024

Goob

A girl that is super sexy but confusing to understand.

That girl is cool and all but she’s a goob

by Jooooob February 20, 2025

Goober Gang

A roblox gang created by thet0phatguy (947055594)

Person one: Hey bro have you heard of the Goober Gang
Person two: no.

by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025

goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025

goobed

gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused

Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed

by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025

GooberBall

A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.

Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!

by NikoSougrunnyEaterBartSimpson4 April 2, 2025