Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017

gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.

Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.

by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017

goomch

An abbreviation for get out of my Caucasian house, the iconic catchphrase of Joanne the scammer.

When some bitch or your scraggly ex has said something/ done something offensive or disagreeable and you've gotta hit them with a fire line to get them out ASAP.

Works best if your house is looking particularly white that day and/ or you're dressed up pretty Caucasian.

Moyo: 'Sophie, you're looking really trash today.'
Sophie: 'wtf, goomch!! (ง'̀-'́)ง'

'when your pussy is oscar worthy, hola at me- now get out of my Caucasian house!!'

by BitchyBertha February 15, 2017

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

goochwhistle

Goochwhistle: a term used to define a person of certain facial resemblance to the area between the anus and the back side of the scrotum of a sweaty transgender powerlifter. The sound of revulsion (yes it can make noise) as the mind races to void the image from memory is not unlike a Banshee as she collects air from surrounding hollows to fuel her impending screeching.

When Beau Goochwhistle entered the room the silence was shattered into oblivion, his face the incarnate vision of Satan himself struck a thunderous Goochwhistle of a clap. His name Gootchwhistle forever seared into the amygdala of these hapless Berkeley students.

by 5Whiskey April 12, 2017