good ice

a great occurance; something that brightens one's day

The cabin is getting two kegs; tonight will be such good ice!

by cabinette December 27, 2010

Good Story Stan

When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.

Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"

by Balls on Walls June 8, 2011

Good one, James

Phrase, used to indicate that the joke your friend just told was really lame.

Friend: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

*silence*

You: "Good one, James."

by The Sticky Turtle September 28, 2011

Good Girl Gregoria

An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around, called Good Guy Greg, inspired the users to give good girls the nickname Gregoria. The meme of Good Guy Greg involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.

Good Girl Gregoria is the female version of that guy.

Good Girl Gregoria: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.

by Memory Lane January 5, 2012

good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 3, 2013

Good luck to yourself

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".

She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."

by BADiamond November 14, 2016

Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017