getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003

ghettopoly

2 meanings... having total control of the ghetto, or it could be refering to the board game (www.ghettopoly.com)

That right there is a ghettopoly.

I just played ghettopoly with my homiez

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Ghetto Name

A name given to a child by a parent who didn't know the traditional spelling (or chose to disregard it). For example, "Antwon" for "Antoine" or "Stefany" for "Stephanie." Most typically associated with the uneducated, but is also seen with new-agey types who decide thier kids should have a 'unique' name.

(can also be used as a verb, meaning to give a child such a name)

My dumbass cousin got knocked up at 15 and then ghetto-named her baby. She called it 'Syntheea,' because I guess she didn't know how to spell 'Cynthia.' What a ghetto name.

by PurpleNinjaGirl July 11, 2009

ghetto bird

police hellicopter.

we was gettin' chased by a ghetto bird,dogg.

by sky May 7, 2003

ghettoquette

the proper conduct or procedure prescribed by people of a lower economic class. See also ghettiquette

I scored a sack for my friend and she did not smoke me out before she left. That bitch has no ghettoquette.

by Malinda and Alex March 15, 2004

ghetto hopper

A person who thinks they're ghetto but they're not

Someone that jumps back and forth from being ghetto, to being a prep, back to being ghetto

A person who think they've grown up in a tough neighborhood, but really have been raised by a fairly wealthy wealthy family, in a nice neighborhood

Mariah Carey - she always says she grew up poor, but she grew up in one of the richest neighborhoods of Long Island

by sly ahe May 8, 2005