turkey guts

Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.

“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”

“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”

by Grell November 28, 2023

sweet watery guts

Some real good heart warming pussy.

That woman despite being in her 60s had some sweet watery guts that made her significant other leave his younger wife for her.

by Kickboxermma December 8, 2023

Grenade Gut

Military slang for Ulcerative Colitis

CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN

Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?

Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.

by moonsuck December 12, 2023

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023

Gothmog gut

When your gut looks like Gothmogs face

I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut

by Wormdress April 24, 2023

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 8, 2023