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gilf

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn! She's a gilf!
by Cutie Pie Ken Ken December 9, 2008
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Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard
Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford
by danman0627 March 19, 2011
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girlfriend

A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.
Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
by A man's man August 8, 2006
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pseudo girlfriend

A girl who you enjoy fucking, but are not seriously dating.
My pseudo girlfriend has banging tits, but sometimes listening to her talk is tasking.
by P0rnMonk October 30, 2007
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Daniel's Girlfriend

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.
Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches
by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009
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ex girlfriend

see above
by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004
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Wing-Girlfriend

Platonic friend of the female sex, accompanies her 'boy'friend out with the sole intention of helping him have sex with another woman. In the event of extreme intoxication or emergency the 'wing' title can be removed for a period no longer than one hour.
I was out all night with my wing-girlfriend and did not meet anyone. So we just went home together.
by BDiddy0420 April 15, 2011
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