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This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."
Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.
by Lost Alamost October 21, 2010
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Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.
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Goose luck

1. A good luck wish for something unimportant, or not requiring much luck at all. Usually said when some sort of response is required but no appropriate one comes to mind
Jack: Oh man I gotta take a stupid 2 hour bus ride to get home tonight

Jeff: Goose luck
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Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"
by JesusGlue February 22, 2012
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Canada goose

You are so mainstream

A "Canada goose" person will probably own a 3 camera iphone too
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