French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

french wedge

3 people on top of each other having sex

Dude I had the best French wedge with your mom and dad last night

by Kevin Danper June 9, 2017

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French 3

Stupid ass class that I dick around in.

Person one: Yo did you do your French 3 work today?

Person two: fuck no.

by Leafeon Sussy September 21, 2023

French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 17, 2019

French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023