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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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football

football
football
by f00tb4ll July 10, 2021
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Football dog

by Hi576 December 3, 2020
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Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms
Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.
by Kkkddk June 19, 2023
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football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american
u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.
by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020
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The Football wall

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30
by Dr Tard August 10, 2025
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