penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

Look Fly Fri

Where you dress up on a Friday before a big dance at school.

Are you going to dress up tomorrow? It's Look Fly Fri.

by FaithieFaithh January 16, 2011

Mexican fly trap

While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.

by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

mexican horse fly

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).

The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.

by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

match my fly

When someone is trying to be like you because you're so fly. They want to be like you in every way.

Man I gotta switch up my style all these ni**as are trynna match my fly.

by Swagonometery March 20, 2017

Stupid Fly

A not very intelligent insect, capable of flying. Not often used by gangsters, (gangsta's).

What a stupid fly, it flew straight into the window!

by steffffff March 8, 2004