February 3rd

The most loyalty man born this day.

-When is your birth day?
+ February 3rd
-Omg you’re so loyal

by Urban9803 October 15, 2019

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 26

Early bird day. Wake up earlier and do everything early.

Damn girl your early today (February 26)

by Onion101 October 20, 2019

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.

Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

February 26

If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.

You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen

by RkoIsLife1738 November 2, 2019

No Females February

a challenge where males cant talk to females on the month of february

person 1: dude are you gonna talk to her
person 2: i cant because its No Females February

by superbasupra November 2, 2019