February 22

National impregnate your girlfriend day

Girl: I want a baby

Boy : No, not yet
Girl: But it’s February 22

by RyWei02 October 5, 2021

February 28

national beat your bitchy hoe up.

If that’s your birthday then your hot, sweet,cute, and sooooooooo sexy and ofc loyal and so perfect but sometimes you can be a little to perfect

Girl: You know what day it is
Bitch: oh no!

Guy: have you seen that girl she’s literally perfect!
Girl: well she’s born in February 28
Guy: oh that makes sense now

by Nugget bozo October 9, 2021

30th february

The unkownn...

Your so 30th february

by ........................... . December 8, 2020

February 2

National kiss your girlfriend day

Mia:Hey its February 2 national kiss your girlfriend day!
Ermerson: oh right!!!!

by baddiegirlerensusedtampon February 1, 2022

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022

February the 14th

a day when multiple users on discord where hit with "@someone, if they don't reply within {number} seconds here, they make this their profile picture for 1 day", it is a day one must press F to commemorate the fallen, as the day was a culling of the weak and the strong.

F

Person 1: "Dude, why is your profile picture a furry? why February the 14th of all days?"
Person 2: *loud, vivid crying*

by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 13, 2021

February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023