Back Seat Rough-Em Up

When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis

Did you hear about the girl who got the "Back Seat Rough-Em Up"

by ShrinkeeDickee February 13, 2018

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

Did em dirty

Performing anal with partner then sticking it in their mouth

I'm going to do you dirty
I did em dirty last night

by Analfactman April 15, 2017

Hit Em

Commonly reffered to when you see a fight and get very excited and start screaming at the top of yous lungs.

(While fight is going on" ....FUCKIN HIT EM...HIT DAT PUSSY HIT EM!

by DA BULL G November 24, 2006

shook em

when you pull a prank on somebody
other word for made you look

oh my god watch out for tha car! shook em!

by Jamal C. February 28, 2007

dig em up

an insult to someone who is a complete and total toolbag that u want to put six feet under dig up and kill again.

That kid is a fuckiing douschebag...dig em up

by Colvyr March 23, 2009

Bag Em' and Swag Em'

When you hook up with multiple girls in one night (not necessarily at the same time but can be at the same time), thus making them gain swag and making you an epic pimp.

Person 1: "So you're going to hook up with Sarah and Rachel tonight?"

Person 2: "I'm not just going to hook up with them, I'm gonna Bag Em' and Swag Em'"

by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011