LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline

"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Edward and Chelsea

Edward and Chelsea are the greatest couples alive. They're both into deep conversations. Both are very loyal to each other. Both of them are very attractive and are very jealous and overprotective. Both are very funny and usually tell jokes to each other. Edward could usually get boners just by thinking of Chelsea. And Chelsea could get wet by doing the same thing. Both Edward and Chelsea talk about real stuff as in lasting long in their relationship, getting married, and having children. Edward and Chelsea are the best couples yet.

*Edward and Chelsea walk past a group of girls while holding hands*

First girl: They're still together?
Second girl: Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
First girl: They're sooo luckyyy.
Third girl: Yeahh:(

by CheGhost5244 July 9, 2018

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

dylan edwards

The sexiest man on planet earth if u know a Dylan you are very lucky because he is very sexy and amazing

Dylan edwards is amazing and sexy

by Dylan_no_comment June 2, 2022

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022

Clare Edwards

A character from a Canadian TV show called Degrassi, she is the younger sister of Darcy Edwards but found her true self once she attended Degrassi. She made friends with Alli Bhandari, Connor DeLauier and KC Guthrie (whom became her first boyfriend). After she got into grade 10 she got a new hair cut and ditched her glasses and met Eli Goldsworthy who would be her boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg I love Clare from Degrassi

Girl 2: "Clare Edwards really does have pretty eyes"

Girl 3: "I can relate to her so much"

Girl 4: "I want to protect her so I'll totes fight anyone who does her wrong"

by ILoveClareEdwards November 22, 2020

grant edward sterling

Grant Edward Sterling is an amazing person at everything. He pounds pussy and steals your bitch.

Grant Edward Sterling is a god.

by SG999 June 2, 2020