Ding Dong Didley

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

Shanghai Pu Dong

A sexual act where upon a male has anal intercourse with a Chinese prostitute. Upon finishing, there is an abnormal amount of fecal material on the man's penis.

I never go with LotusFlower, last time she gave Dave a Shanghai Pu Dong.

by ElLatinoLover November 18, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Poopaloopa ding dong

A very rude word used to describe someone who has really bad farts. Should not be used in any school or work place, as you will be failed/ fired.

Ex..
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 2: EWWWWWW what did you eat, you poopaloopa ding dong?!?!?!?!
Dude 3: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK tacobelll SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Dude 1: an i oop..?

by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019