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Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.
May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder
by rwgreen June 18, 2011
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General anxiety disorder etc

A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .

It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody

Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.

Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
by Boredofthebullshit November 8, 2021
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Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder

A constant bealive that the artist Prince's symbol can be oral pronounced with randomly occuring spasms, can soon lead to alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome (AITS).
(See alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome)
Mother: "Doctor, Doctor! Please come quick, my 7 year old daughter is grunting in a strange foriegn tounge while spasming on the floor!"

Doctor: "Ok stay calm, sounds like she has Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder. I'll be right over."
by Dylan Neal December 14, 2003
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Social disorganization theory

A sociological theory that can be used to explain the emergence of BLM
The criminal elements of BLM, especially the youths, are neither genetically criminal by nature nor totally socially functional. They come from families that victims of the social disorganization theory
by Sexydimma March 8, 2021
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Whale Vagina Disorder

The definition of having Whale Vagina Disorder is to have a small penis and lopsided balls and not get any ass. They are very homosexual and enjoy to eat there own shit.
I'm Vince and i have Whale Vagina Disorder, get at me(;
by LAUREN, the boss. April 26, 2011
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disorientled

A go-go bar patron in Asia - usually Thailand or the Philippines - that can't decide which lovely lady to bar fine.
Dude, I'm totally disorientled!!! There are so many hotties on that stage that I can't decide which one to bar fine... so I guess I'll take those two ;-P.
by jffa April 14, 2010
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Disorganized

Vandercook’s cross country course.
You are so disorganized.
by BOBBOB9876 October 3, 2017
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