disorientled 

a confused or stupid person of asian decent

the chinese food delivery guy seemed real disorientled

disorientled by john amenta April 13, 2004

disorientled 

A go-go bar patron in Asia - usually Thailand or the Philippines - that can't decide which lovely lady to bar fine.

Dude, I'm totally disorientled!!! There are so many hotties on that stage that I can't decide which one to bar fine... so I guess I'll take those two ;-P.

disorientled by jffa April 14, 2010

temporally disoriented 

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

disoriented 

Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time.

disoriented by Sumoboo January 17, 2015

disorientated 

A word describing one who has lost his/her bearings or direction.

Disorientated is the British English form of the American word Disoriented, and is not incorrect or 'ignorant' by any means or measure.

I had far too much to drink last night, which left me wholly disorientated, causing me to get on the wrong bus and end up 40 miles from my house.

disorientated by perennialrecluse1000 July 25, 2010

Disorientated 

Disorientated is the British spelling/pronunciation (originally from a French word) of the US slurred and lazy variant disoriented. Meaning: Confused. To lose one's sense of direction.

It appears in all English dictionaries (as opposed to US-English) and the word has been in use since (at least) circa 1704.

Whilst walking around the numerous corridors of his new college, George became disorientated and couldn't find his way back out.

Disorientated by NightOwl1 November 10, 2010

Disorienterror 

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

Disorienterror by Paul = PK March 29, 2008