Five finger discount

1.Shoplifting a store 2.Stealing Merchandise from a store

Sam stole all the merchandise from Wal-Mart

by N/A August 14, 2003

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

Disco Nap

Blowing coke after a long day of partying to avoid sleeping in preperation of a long night of partying ahead.

Bro, those bottomless mimosas wiped me out. I don't know how I'm going to make it out tonight without taking a disco nap.

by Billlayyyy January 10, 2015

Disco Lemonade

A drink where you add hot water, fresh lemon juice, sugar, and the stems of the marijuana plant.

after we were done smokin we decided to make some disco lemonade with all the left over stems.

by the magical professor July 15, 2010

vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.

Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".

by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011

Dick's discount

Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price

"Yo.. is that a crank shaft?! That must've cost you a fortune!"

"Dick's discount my man.. $29.99"

by Yung Winston November 16, 2018

discomjambled

a word expressing confusement, uncomfort, or change. often used by Jackie's. similar to disconbobulated

"Did dad sit in this chair again? It's all disconjambled!"

by Jackie Anne Zoller November 18, 2003