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Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019
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The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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disco winch

A kiss using tongues between yourself and a random person in a bar/club. Both under the influence on alcohol and most likely to not remember it happening.
"Mad Brenda was heavy disco winchin a mad random last night"

"Aw naw, I've got flashbacks of disco winchin a mad random last night"
by Quade88 October 8, 2017
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Disco biscuit

Johnson, please do not feed me a discount biscuit!
Not the ecstasy, AKA, disca biscuit disco biscuit
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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disco bump

Yo!! Beaver, let’s disco bump in the tent.
by wallycleaver October 18, 2025
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disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)
I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!
by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011
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disco dick

disco dick is a german slang. It means that there are dicks in the disco.
person 1: Oh my do you see the boy!!
person 2: yeah he’s a total disco dick!!
by disco123 January 28, 2022
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