David Stern

1. The Commissioner of the National Basketball Association

2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.

1. David Stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.

2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.

by L-Millz October 17, 2007

David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ

i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!

by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

David Motari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Motari is sick!

by mintkid09 March 6, 2008

david bowie

David Bowie: Deep, hypnotic sexy voice, vampire like looks, one of the fewest rockers that could pull of a feminine look and still be masculine, acted as the Goblin King in the Labyrinth which is not only a badass film that you could do magic mushrooms too and then watch, but features some dope ass songs that Bowie made. P Diddy (aka Puffy Daddy or Sean Puffy Combs, known notoriously as jacking other older songs from various genres and remaking them into hip hop music) took one of Bowie's song's melody (David Bowie's Let's Dance) and the lyrics of GrandMaster Flash: The Message and made a song out of it. Bowie also modeled for Tommy HilFiger with Emon (a ebony model with no hair and possibly in a Jame's Bond Movie)Also, Bowie's influence over music is on the same wavelength as bands like Jane's Addiction, Pink Floyd, Led Zep. period.

Me: Dude, David Bowie has on make up and wears tight ass clothes like Emo's would but what a badass.

by TheeImran November 4, 2006

Where's David?

A very tasty drink!

MANGO DELIGHT!

Ingredients: Mountain Holler (Red Howl), Cucumbers, Lime Juice, 3 drops of tomatoe juice, and crushed ice.

TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!! Where's David?

by James Cody Baker August 1, 2011

David Cobb

Green Party presidential candidate for 2004, ran with Pat LaMarche.

Was arrested for attempting to enter a presidential debate (which he, along with Ralph Nader and Michael Badnarik were excluded) run by the CPD. Michael Badnarik was arrested for doing the same moments later.

A respectable man with close ties to Michael Badnarik. They share similar and differing beliefs. They held numerous debates with each other, each of them containing less attacking and more debating than the CPD-sponsored presidential debates. Also worked with Badnarik in the 2004 Ohio recount.

David Cobb was a pretty good candidate, but he gave off too much of a hippie aura.

by DrIdiot June 5, 2005

david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011