Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time

Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass

by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017

dusty snack

someone who used to look hot/attractive

You see that old mug shot of Mike Epps? With his dusty snack ass.

by ihandledis December 11, 2017

Screamin' Bus Dusty

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.

There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!

by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019

Dusty

AAVE slang term: Calling a person dusty means that they look dirty/grimey. Or that they're dressed badly.

"Dude did you see her outfit today? She always looks so dusty!"

by samyapapaya July 7, 2021

dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop

"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"

by Paint_dry February 24, 2017

Dusties

Four-finger or two-finger brass knuckles or knuckle dusters used for self defense.

Lemme pull my dusties out!!

by Big Snatch November 30, 2017