Dainty

A Clutz Who Likes Men

Martha : Damn, That Guy Is Such A Dainty...
Caroline : What D'ya Mean?
Martha : Always Trippin' Over, And He's Got A Boyfriend Y' Know!
Caroline : O'R'lly?

by Salt-I-Guess June 13, 2007

the daily show

Originally,a fairly entertaining show for all not unlike Win Ben Stein's Money back when Jimmy Kimmel was still funny.
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Now,a soapbox for that stiff Jon Stewart who has a constant hard on and is an incessant whiner.

Fuck the daily show.Fuck it right in the ass.

by Wendy Testaburger November 1, 2005

Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.

Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.

by EliteCow August 25, 2010

Daily Wisby

A prominent blog discussing topics such as those connected with existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language addressed as an ideal/thought by Gage. It is generally systematic approaches using a reliance on rational comedy.

The Daily Wisby is a Cream Dream

by iFist Squirrels February 19, 2011

Daisy Dollop

Another term for a large cum shot.

"I hadn't had sex in such a long time my girl ended up with a Daisy Dollop on her back."

by WeAreSage December 3, 2013

Dairy Queen

A dairy queen is a homosexual man with an unhealthy obsession with female breasts.

No one ever questioned the fact that Bill was a homosexual, yet we all found his obsession with fondling the breasts of his female friends peculiar. Grazes, motorboats and gropes... it was clear. Bill was a "Dairy Queen" if there ever was one.

by Carl Jeppson January 4, 2014

daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015