Braylon's Dad

G.O.N.E

Braylon's dad is gone he said he was going to get some milk but never came back

by MAri0e November 11, 2019

Dad cute

When a guy is cute but not full of himself as a "hot cute" guy would be. He is responsible, respectful, loyal, and caring.

* "This guy is Dad cute, it really turns me on"

by KLLLLLLLLLLLLL February 18, 2019

kennedys dad

Non existent

Oh wow. That ghost looks like Kennedys dad!

by Ihatemylikegonnakms December 10, 2016

NASCAR Dads

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.

I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.

by Brak February 10, 2005

doo dads

Office/workplace, non-offensive term for a males testicles or (balls).

My doo dads hurt because they got so much action last night.

by Big Boss J April 18, 2008

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021