Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)

OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.

by RCprofessors January 11, 2022

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

Bingleton Coochiesmith

Funny guy,also the cousin of quandale dingle and also has a discord acc not like quandale dingle

Bingleton Coochiesmith funniest meme ever
- i agree

by fartgun May 27, 2022

shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is a popular social media hyped assortment of themed food items artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

We had a shark coochie board potluck party where everyone brought a themed board: sushi board, assorted fries board, cold cuts and cheese board, exotic fruits board, boiled crustaceans board, dessert board etc. SO YUM!!

by BoredGal21 November 16, 2022

Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.

by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022