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Cotton tales

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."

"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."

"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020
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Cotties

females that cute thots they for the team and for the gang n em
bro deadass, they some cotties

where there cotties at?
by anonymous January 30, 2021
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cotten candy haired godess

pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess
by lumity_person July 26, 2022
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Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012
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david cotto

David cotto is a good looking Latin he gets any girl he wants and gives a girl what she wants and how she wants it
David cotto is so sexy I love his Latin body
by Se your but bitch June 22, 2017
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Going Cotton to Cotton

To go all out. Comes from taking a q-tip and inserting it into your urethra until the far cotton tip is all that is visible
I got beer, weed, and coke, we're going cotton to cotton tonight!
by EnterTheFetus May 30, 2018
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Cotton Mouth

a penis that belongs to someone who will accuse anyone who comes within three feet of him of being after it, and is very protective/proud of it.
Jones: Yo Brian you tyina grab my fat junk?!

Brian: no yo, I just dropped my lighter.

Jones: that's it me and my fat junk aint bouncin around this gay town no more.

Jeff: That's ok Jones nobody wants your dayum Cotton Mouth around here.
by homeskill November 26, 2010
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