cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

by Erick Erickson November 4, 2009

cornered

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).

P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x

by Amrita R. March 12, 2006

Cornelius

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

by ado potato December 20, 2007

Cornelia

A woman’s name that means they are corny.

Hannah look at Cornelia! She is so corny.

by WyattWarriors July 1, 2020

corner

used in the popular phrase of fellow brethren knights in which you send a person into the "corner" for making a wicked bad joke. The jesture for this action is pointing at the person with the crappy joke and then pointing to your left or right. Also for short "mad corns"

wow huie, that was the unfunniest joke of all time, get in the corner.

by poopsmagee July 23, 2008

corner

where my bitches are at

my bitches be at the corner

by wheredemhos@ February 6, 2010

Cozy Corner Sanchez

A new Canadian tradition whereas several hot peppers are orally administered via an order of Shanghai Noodles and ends up exitting via ones anal tunnel. The bleeding usually occurs the night after ingestion and is exacerbated by intense drinking.

Harry ordered Shanghai Noodles from Cozy Corner and subsequently experienced a Cozy Corner Sanchez.

by technik0 April 6, 2005