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crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Cooker spaniel

Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).

A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.

Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.

Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.

Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.

Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam

Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.

Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.

They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust
My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"
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Cooker

Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather
Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
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Coked to the gills

When you’ve done so much cocaine it starts to ooze out of your pores.
Johnny was coked to the gills Friday night at the bar
by Jaystright June 30, 2023
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Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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