complexpert

noun: one who is an expert at diagnosing and treating bizarre psychological disorders.

friend 1: every time i see a bear -- on TV, in pictures, whatever -- I come in my pants.

friend 2: you need to see a complexpert to help you sort out your bear fetish.

by E_Man July 17, 2012

complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)

Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.

by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013

Completard

A person that is stunted or by definition a complete retard.

Nikki is a completard! She`s acting like a completard.

by smut_slinger May 31, 2014

complextior

part of one's being and/or attitude

Being smart, but doing stupid things is part of my complextior.

by nightglider3 September 23, 2014

complera

Drug or medication for HIV

To reamin healthy tito must continue to take complera everyday

by christop400 April 13, 2014

completing the syllabus

Having sexual relations with a member of every course at your university or college.

Sally: So I like Dave a lot, do you think I should go for it with him?

Judy: Definitely, he's a Philosophy student and you only have Philosophy and Maths to go before you're finished completing the syllabus

by qwertydave69 October 14, 2015

Complexheadass

Someone who becomes a headass when it comes to catching feelings

"John talks to a new girl every week but can never cuffed! He's always so sad!"
"Yeah, he's a complexheadass"

by Cuffmaster69 December 22, 2016