Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

by waffle October 23, 2003

Christmas

The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out

This christmas shoping left me broke

by Camii:) December 1, 2010

Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.

Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010

christmass

Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.

"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"

by Juliaaa January 9, 2008

Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Portuguese Christmas

A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".

I found a broken television and a box of screwdrivers for Portuguese Christmas.

by Praetorius August 2, 2006