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Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".
A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011
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tri-captain

an athlete who is the captain of all three seasons of sports. These people are usually rather cocky and make sure everyone is aware of the fact that they are indeed a tri-captain.
OMG garrett is an extreme tri-captain not only is he captain of soccer, basketball and golf but he is also captain of the ladies
by whitney December 12, 2004
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River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
by Hugo_B February 24, 2013
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Look at me! I'm the Captain now.

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"
Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*
by Scott2357 June 5, 2016
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Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.
Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose
by definer of fools November 14, 2007
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Captain's quarters

Ass, Butt, Cheeks, etc.

Alternate definition: may be used to describe the quarters of a captain (as in money)
HEY, don't touch my captain's quarters!

I got fucked in the captain's quarters last night, it felt great!

Hey my tico broje, I fucked some girl in the captain's quarters last night!

Check out the captain's quarters on that sizziling hot momacita.
by EL CAPEETAN April 11, 2009
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Captain save-ahoe

A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.
My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv

Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"

Me: "Tough the games on"

Buddys:" you dont even live here"

Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"

Girl: "thank you baby"

Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"

turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"
by Mr. Save-ahoe July 22, 2011
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