Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017

Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

ivory chandelier

Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.

She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.

by StashDiz August 2, 2017

no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.

by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

Brain Canser

For this canser you need a brain. No worry's for you

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

Brain Canser

You must have a brain for this. Because of that no worry's

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018