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Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.
someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
by chair eater March 4, 2022
mugGet the Chairmug.

We eat chairs

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!
Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!
by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019
mugGet the rusty chairmug.

Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
mugGet the Behind the factory of chairsmug.

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
mugGet the fighting chairmug.

Doctor Chair

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.
by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023
mugGet the Doctor Chairmug.

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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