cum captain

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.

Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.

by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

Captain

Short for Captain Morgan's. Mostly reffering to the Captain's "Orginal Spiced Rum". 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof). Not great on taste, better if you mix it with juice or coke. I'd suggest anybody to eat something with it when you drink it lest you get sick.

Me and Brother Brown split a bottle of Captain.

by Bill "Beefy" Jones February 10, 2006

captain of the gravy train

Homsar.

Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train!

by The Wraith October 5, 2003

tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

Captain Quack

Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.

I bought this duck at Captain Quack.

by sam August 4, 2003

Captain SNES

An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com

Does anyone read this things?

by Captain SNES November 15, 2003