Cancer Lord

A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.

“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “

by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021

Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.

Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).

Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.

by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.

1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!

by TheO0032 April 15, 2019