Chris Kotsch
Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.
Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.
Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.
Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.
Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
"I'm a Chris Kotsch don't mess with me!"
by The fastest cheetah in the wes June 1, 2019
Get the Chris Kotschmug. by JohnyJohnyPapa September 23, 2018
Get the Chris Sawmug. “Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”
Or
“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
Or
“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”
by Chris fischer May 8, 2020
Get the Chris Fischermug. THE FUCKING SHIT! The sexiest couple of life. They are so perfect together and they bring out the best in each other. It can't get any better than Chris and Lena. Crazy but amazing at the same time. Also they are super smart and a bit kinky. They will be together forever and ever :)
by Opxrs October 9, 2016
Get the lena and chrismug. by 69peepeebutt69 December 3, 2019
Get the chris betamug. by UrbanbigKid October 22, 2014
Get the chris farringtonmug. Tough, mostly because of poverty and surviving (or not) public schools. Something to be said of poor, urban Canadian youth and essentially no one else. Marked by resourcefulness, pragmaticism, and coldness. As a result of being shit on one too many times. A desirable trait. Can also be the result of an awful family life/childhood. See also hardcore
by Blackforest H.A.M. July 13, 2011
Get the Chris Braggmug.