childe's puponautas

genshin impact character tartaglia putting a sex toy looking children's toy we'd get in maxima in his asshole and shitting all over it

"do ya'll want to hear my new genshin headcannon?"

"so basically childe steals all of teucers puponauts and puts them in his bussy"

"that's what i call childe's puponautas"

by ginglikestofuckgon March 4, 2021

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

Only childs

A group of people that are a only child in their family

Hey look at those only childs all comparing how they grew up alone

by Budrow May 30, 2021

grown child

not fully an adult but still acts mature

When some one acts more mature then some one older than them then there a grown child

by yourgirlmarii July 2, 2016

Child eater

A guy who eats kids.

Person 1- Jim is a child eater!
Person 2- I know, he cooked some yesterday.

by PLGamer June 28, 2021

fagtastic child

when you like a person is fantastic but you also think he/she is gay.

Wow, i didn't realize how much of a fagtastic child jacob is.

by boner from hell November 3, 2010

Man Child

Someone who is grown, yet finds immature things funny, Bathroom jokes, N word jokes. Normally buys every new game console at launch, hangs out with 14-5 year olds all day and is still trying to convince himself hes in the prime of his life.

Haha that soyboy cuck is such a man child!

by I HAVE more chromosomes than u December 11, 2020