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Candy Apple Steamer 

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

Candy Bars 

A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed
Candy Bars

-Super Toopers
Candy Bars by hiddengamer93 February 27, 2008

ear candy 

Music that may not be good for you yet you cant stop listenin to it cuz it sounds soooo good!
4 yr old Lil Bro (singing loudly in public) - i can make yo bed rock!

Big Sis - Damn i need to stop blastin Wayne! But this ish is ear candy!!
ear candy by HeCallsMeBae March 26, 2010

candy flippin 

Candy flippin is fuckin shit up on Acid and extasy.
CK2k5, Squints and DJ Seiza took bars, X, and acid and we were definitely slow candy flippin. The next day, the CK2k5 revolution began. Remember kids...its a way of life
candy flippin by Ck2k5 September 21, 2005
Steriods, a modern slang. Used more often with Bouncers (lames who are thin, who want to become the Mr. Universe!)
Than anyone else, they aren't eating raw eggs...
Mr. Universe 1
Hey man, my mouths so dry from lifting all these weights
Mr. Universe 2
Ok. I'll see If I can get you some candy.
Mr Universe 1
MAke it Gym candy!
Mr. Universe 2
O.K.
gym candy by Dodgs September 18, 2008

Russian Candy cane 

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!