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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019
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Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer
Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020
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Cancer

Minecraft, the emoji movie, Ugandan Knuckles meme, Tide Pod meme, and vegans who find any way to tell people that they’re vegan.
Anything listed above. The world should be free of the horrible things listed above. Shit, forgot Roblox. Roblox is cancer too.
by Fuckwad McGee February 15, 2018
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Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.
"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"
by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022
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Cancer

A mutation in the living cells
AKA nannuk miet bil cancer
Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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Cancered

That EU flash just cancered me!!!
by matèeeeee September 11, 2016
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Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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